eternal-fractal:

greenycrimson:

starseekrr:

mishastoesies:

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

fried-berries:

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

wizardpotions:

Just found out @wizard-email uses the fucking Tumblr light theme. In a greggs looking at this shit it’s absolutely foul.

shut up

you put redbull in bubble tea

dykeofhearts:

whatsdifferentincanada:

stuckinapril:

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

peachyteabuck:

me, trying to open the container my edibles came in: c'mon child safety lock you know it’s me

daisukoth:

takaraphoenix:

glitchedcatto:

guerrillatech:

i think the joke is that it sounds like “we’re sucking dick” to people who don’t know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even… a little bit… to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced…

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

ewil:

delusional-cannibal:

ewil:

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

this is the worst website

hclark70:

awwcutepets:

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

courtnashe:

thornylocust:

chalkboardchelsea:

1-800-blurambles:

katco-cereal:

goldturnedgray:

cosmic-aria:

lastvalyrian:

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

Back when this site truly was lawless.

plasticshred:

felixfunney:

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

themummersfolly:

the-real-numbers:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

dzamie:

justlgbtthings:

queenpotatothegreat:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

me when my food gets cold: this is homophobic

when I find money in my pockets: nice my jacket said ace rights

I should start doing the positive one, too

yeahimpussybitch:

honeyglazedbabe:

xelamanrique318:

omg??????

SIS OMGGG

theroseandthebeast:

ablessedblog:

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.